December 2011
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Dec 26th
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INTERVIEW WITH LONK SMOTH
The following is an interview conducted at JAWLYRAWGR STUDIOS with Twitter’s newest disease, Lonk Smoth. Rochelle: Thank you for taking the time to come in and interview with us, Link. LONK: OK IT’S ACTUALLY “LONK” NAMED AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER. WHO IS DEAD. R: I uh…sorry to hear that. Ahem, so LONK is it. LONK, my apologies. So let’s get started— L: DO...
Dec 18th
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assbendingfassbender asked: Are you the real Lonk Smoth or are you an imposter, and if so, would the real Lonk Smoth stand up
Dec 18th
November 2011
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30 Days in Hyrule
Congratulations! You won an all expense paid trip to Hyrule! Day 1: You get off the plane. You are in the middle of a forest. There are children everywhere. You clutch your belongings close to your body. Day 2: You discover a talking tree with a mustache. Your asshole tightens in fear. Day 3: You leave the forest and run into an owl. He just stares into your soul. Your asshole tightens in...
Nov 15th
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Nov 9th
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October 2011
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GAME IN THE SPOTLIGHT: Super Mario RPG
There are Seven Stars in this game. Move over Final Fantasy, there’s a new RPG in town! (It literally took me 20 minutes to come up with that intro I APOLOGIZE TO NO ONE). If you were born after 1995 you probably don’t know what this is. First of all, this game introduced a shit ton of new concepts for the Super Mario series: enemies forming alliances with good, Princesses finally...
Oct 31st
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Oct 7th
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June 2011
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Jun 6th
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Look at This Fucking Hipster Wedding - Lifestyle... →
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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dudegurlz asked: Y U NO LUV KRISSY KAILZ NO MORE!!!! ALSO U SHUD POST UR ART ON MY WEBSZITE
Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2011
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 27th
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“Q: “IS IT WEIRD TO GO TO SEA WORLD BY YOURSELF?” A: “ONLY IF...”
– Josh on aquatic life
May 25th
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May 25th
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“ALL THAT HARD WORK AND EXERCISE AND CRYSTAL METH AND UTTER STARVATION HAS...”
– Josh on the state of our economy 
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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“Now that my life is balanced and I’m in a place of inner tranquility after...”
– Keegan depressed
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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A comic idea
Panel 1: Me and my boyfriend NICK walk into a BMW DEALERSHIP and demand to buy their most expensive model.  Panel 2: BMW dealer takes off his glasses and rubs his neck beard. He is interested.  Panel 3: “Our most expensive model is at least $200,000” says the dealer with a tinge of doubt in his voice. Panel 4: Me and Nick look at each other, our brows raised, our mouths grinning. ...
May 22nd
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Today I went outside
Hello I live in San Diego now so if you were looking for me and couldn’t find me I am in San Diego. I ate a huge salad today because I felt depressed and fat. It was delicious. Today I also learned a lot of things, like how lucky I am not to have been rapetured or whatever it is. Something about the world ending and Jesus picking only the best people for his dodgeball team and leaving the...
May 22nd
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“why dont you update your blog are you a lesbian”
– Phillips on the rapture
May 22nd
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May 8th
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WatchWatch
“This was so good I almost watched it!” -Roger Ebert “Once again, Rochelle has failed to deliver anything that makes sense.” -Sundance “Who are you?” -Director Steven Spielberg  “PFFFRT!” -New York Times
May 1st
April 2011
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Ghost Comixx
WENT ON A GHOST ADVENTURE TODAY WITH THE TRAVEL CHANNEL THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES AND GOOD TIMES. PIZZA GHOST DEAD GHOST STERN GHOST CAREER GHOST
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“WELP that’s definitely a man masturbating.”
– Nick on Google Images
Apr 28th
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“My fucking room is louder than a goddamned subway station AND I WOULD FUCKING...”
– Keegan on the beautiful and historic Italy
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
4/20/XXXX
midnitesurprise: It’s still four twenny on the west coast, so i’m IN THE CLEAR, whew
Apr 21st
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WatchWatch
teensfightingonyoutube: bukkaketsunami: im serioyussly fucking losing it over here oh man
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Best ever.
justgivepeasachance:
Apr 18th
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“breasts are like date rape; better with people you know. because what if they...”
– Phillips on fast food
Apr 18th
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SPEAKING OF VIDEO GAMES
During my time at home, my first and foremost duty is to defeat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time without murdering the neighbor’s dog (like last time ROFL).  Playing Zelda NOW as a 23 year old vs. Zelda when I was 14. READY GO: Before: OH MY GOD THE GRAPHICS SO COOL Now: YAWN Before: LINK IS SOOO EFFIN’ HOT~ :3 Now: YAWN.COM Before: GREAT STORYLINE! SO RICH AND DYNAMIC! Now:...
Apr 13th
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MUSHROOM CUP
Hi. I am depressed so today I went ahead and treated myself to 2 hours of pure, unadulterated , sexy Mario Kart.  What that means is that I drive around the tracks backwards as Bowser and fuck up the CPUs with my massive body when I slam into them. This was funny was I was 14. Anyways here’s a fucking picture leave me alone to sulk.
Apr 12th
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“It’s the limitations that give things character.”
– My dad as he screws on a cabinet using a butter knife
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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“If every state had an origin myth, New Jersey would be the vomit splotch of a...”
– Phillips being an asshole
Apr 4th
I am still alive (thanks for asking!)
Just kidding, nobody asked. But I am alive and I have survived the hell that is Officer Candidate School. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A FAINT HEART/INDIVIDUALITY.  I can sit here and type out every grueling detail that happened at that place for the past 3 months (my hair almost catching on fire, eating chicken with a spoon, sobbing uncontrollably in a supply closet) BUT I’d rather...
Apr 4th
January 2011
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Megan Amram: Cable TV →
meganamram: Get ready for these great upcoming new shows on your favorite cable TV channels in 2011!   TLC Short AND Fat! Large Cupcakes!: Cupcakes The Size Of Full-Sized Cakes! Too Many Kids! Uh Oh, I Taxadermied My Stepson! Not Enough Kids! Kate Plus Some Muslims! (Miniseries) Sarah…
Jan 8th
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“The picture below is far too large and insecure looking for my tastes”
– Several people probably
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th