May 2011
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“Q: “IS IT WEIRD TO GO TO SEA WORLD BY YOURSELF?”
A: “ONLY IF...”
– Josh on aquatic life
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“ALL THAT HARD WORK AND EXERCISE AND CRYSTAL METH AND UTTER STARVATION HAS...”
– Josh on the state of our economy
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“Now that my life is balanced and I’m in a place of inner tranquility after...”
– Keegan depressed
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A comic idea
Panel 1: Me and my boyfriend NICK walk into a BMW DEALERSHIP and demand to buy their most expensive model.
Panel 2: BMW dealer takes off his glasses and rubs his neck beard. He is interested.
Panel 3: “Our most expensive model is at least $200,000” says the dealer with a tinge of doubt in his voice.
Panel 4: Me and Nick look at each other, our brows raised, our mouths grinning.
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Today I went outside
Hello I live in San Diego now so if you were looking for me and couldn’t find me I am in San Diego.
I ate a huge salad today because I felt depressed and fat. It was delicious.
Today I also learned a lot of things, like how lucky I am not to have been rapetured or whatever it is. Something about the world ending and Jesus picking only the best people for his dodgeball team and leaving the...
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“why dont you update your blog are you a lesbian”
– Phillips on the rapture
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Watch“This was so good I almost watched it!” -Roger Ebert
“Once again, Rochelle has failed to deliver anything that makes sense.” -Sundance
“Who are you?” -Director Steven Spielberg
“PFFFRT!” -New York Times
